A man claiming to be a special agent with the United States Illuminati was arrested after trying to break into the Knoxville Museum of Art.
The would-be burglar called 911 after getting stuck in an air vent. After claiming “Mission failed,” he continued by explaining that he was trying to defuse a nuclear device that was hidden in a sculpture.
The police charged him with aggravated burglary and have since released copies of the burglar’s 911 call and a related return phone call.
Read the full story and listen to the 911 calls at KnoxNews.com.